Phua Chu Kang Rap Thingee

STUPID PERBARISAN PENGAWAS

DARN THE BLOODY F***ING PERBARISAN.Haizzz......so sien man!Everyday doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.Starting.....

SQUAD!DARI KANAN...CEPAT JALAN!

Then walk....walk.....walk

SQUAD!BELOK KE KANAN!

walk.....walk.......walk

BELOK KE KIRI!

walk......walk.....walk

SQUAD!TI!(shortcut for berhenti)PARP!PARP!(leg sounds-hentak kaki)

PUSING KE TENGAH!KIRI DAN KANAN....PUSING!

turned around to the middle.

PUSING KE HADAPAN!KIRI DAN KANAN PUSING!

turned to the front.

Ali walked to the front.Then.....

SQUAD!DARI KANAN, CEPAT JALAN!

walk.....walk.....sampai VIP

SQUAD!TI!

SENANGKAN DIRI!(flag put down)

SQUAD!PUSING KE TENGAH!KIRI DAN KANAN PUSING!

folded the flag and handed it to Ali who handed it to Mikhail.

After that, we had to do it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

MATTHEW THE KETIAKMAN

Well,this thingee happened at then KEM KEPIMPINAN PENGAWAS, so i am going to start from the beginning.............And please be patient...its wuite a long post with the ketiakman later in the post............

20 June:

This is the day I went to the camp. I brought a giant,and I mean GIANT bag for the camp.Those idiotic people teased me about it. All of them said I was going to the airport, which I am totally NOT!

Went to the camp.....talking.....talking.......talking........REACHED THE CAMP!

Finally!I was dying of boredome in the bus. Want to the so-called 'chalet'(I think its spelt like that but I am not sure,read as 'shallay') and got a shock. Woah!So many beds in 1 small room.AND....the room only have 1 toilet with 4 rooms!How am I suppose to stay in that place??!!

Anyway,after putting the bags, we went for a talk in the dewan place. Most of the people thought the speaker-Mr Azman was funny BUT NOT ME.I was suffering in that place.SOOOOOOOO BORING U KNOW???? After that we went back to the 'chalet'to change for a swim in the waterfall.WTF!!!!Forgot to bring shorts!This ended up with me wearing a "not a long pants,just until the bottom of the knees" lenght pants.HAIZ!!

After that,we ate lunch and later went back to the 'chalet'to get ready for the TORTURE! Nah...not really.....it was kinda fun.Anyway, the 'torture' was actually just playing with water by playing what I call the water-ballon game.We were split into the groups that we already splitted into the day before AND from that group, we are again split into 2 groups, boys and girls. Each group of boys or girls are then given a chair, which had a water balloon on top. After that we were tied together with a piece of thin thread. We needed to run sorta a race course though a river where they had guys spraying water at US! SOOOO fun! We got the last place =.= because we were the last team to start walking, AND 1 of our water balloons burst. ZZZ

Then it was the FEAR FACTOR program. Rings a bell? Yes, it has the same name as the TV program on television. The activities that we neede to do there are almost the same, just not so dangerous. Well, basically we had to eat something called bedung sandwich, raw salted egg, kiss a frog and also past through an obstacle course. WOW! Ruben ate the egg yolk of the salted egg but sadly Thiba dropped the frog which almost ran away. Poor frog!

After that, we went jungle trekking which I thought was the best of all the programs. 3 hours of non-stop action in the jungle. It was so cool! It became dark before we could get out of the jungle though……..as a result, we had to cross the river in almost total darkness. The only source of light was from a flashlight which was shined from the river bank.

The last program for that day (excluding dinner*) is the explore race. LOL! When we were going back to the resort, we had to use a vehicle to get extra points. Nythia and Ruben got the best spot in the Nissan sefero(this is how it is pronounced, but I dunno about the spelling) which is in the open car boot. How I wish I could sit there. Instead, I had Rayne on my lap. And the final result is we got number 3 only.

21 June:

Started the day with a breakfast of nasi lemak and went back to the dewan to have a program of sajak making competition and pidato competition. NOW, for the part we have all been waiting for…….MATTHEW THE KETIAKMAN. Actually Matthew was the sajak speaker for group 2. His group’s sajak title was – ketiak. His sajak was actually pretty good, but unfortunately he had to change all the words ‘ketiak’ in his sajak into Matthew. Thus, the nickname – MATTHEW TE KETIAKMAN is formed.

After that program was over with(including the pidato competition), we went for another swim in the river before lunch. After lunch, we began the journey home.

Well, that’s it for today. :P

HAHA NOT REALLY THE TWILIGHT YOU EXPECTED

Funny Rite????How was it?????FUNNY?

WAT A FUNNY TWILIGHT MOVIE

YEAH BABY!!!!!VERY VERY COOL RESULTS

YEAH DUDES(AND LADIES),me got 3rd place!!!!lol didn't expect that!Did you???

Well.................The Tan ** *** lose to me by 1 mark,she must be banging her head on the wall for the whole night.haha............................

BTW,the final results for this exam

Bahasa Melayu:juz a noob 82 onli

English:91 sahaja(so many people own me)........sadness......................

Chinese:The WORST.......ABSOLUTELY WORST SUBJECT EVER!............75 marks.....

Maths:95..........Quite Good But not good enough to beat that Tan ** ***

Science:100!!!PRO LEH!BEAT THAT YOU NOOBS!!(joking)^^

Sejarah:95!Rhat can I say?I am Just too pro

Geografi:88..............what a noob result

AND LASTLY


Kemahiran Hidup:88..............still fail to beat the UNBEATABLE JOEL CHOO!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BTW BB:)

ME IS SUCH A NOOB!!! --'

LOSING TO 3 PERSONS IN THE EXAMINATIONS????? WTF JUST HAPPENED??????? GRRRRRRR!!!!! WILL GET BETTER RESULTS NEXT TIME! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Pontenging' class tommorow!!!!!!

OH YEAH!

Tommorow I go this 'science muda' competition thingy.................and i 'pontenging'(is there such a word????) class for a few periods.

BUT!I will miss Sejarah period........sadness*...........not being to study Sejarah with Puan Kavitha will be very very very very very sad as my Sejarah is very very very very BAD!!!!!

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WHAT A BORING DAY

HAIZ........Today so BORING!!!!!!!!!!!Doing nothing the whole day..............computer also play until boring already...........Someone save me!!!!!1

ZZZ

I change the song already,HAPPY NOW?

dun kacau me la people..........